Friday, June 7, 2013

Eat-Strut-Stretch

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yesceleste: FUCKING YES



yesceleste:

FUCKING YES

fairly-odd-girl: *me hearing gossip about person i hate*

fairly-odd-girl:

*me hearing gossip about person i hate*

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"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without..."

""It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.""

- Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

thedaintysquid: apolitepunk: This is the best dog ever. oh my...







thedaintysquid:

apolitepunk:

This is the best dog ever.

oh my gosh. be mine!!!

eatcleanmakechanges: ruthlesswytch: I was really worried about...



















eatcleanmakechanges:

ruthlesswytch:

I was really worried about this for a minute and was gonna say something until I saw the last three gifs.

Love love love this!!!

dysphorism: heatherbat: stunningpicture: 'Cause people seem...



dysphorism:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

'Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

SHE STILL LOOKED PRETTY EVEN AS SHE AGED

saaaaaasha: cassexuallyfrustrated: farorescourage: adi-the-kou...



















saaaaaasha:

cassexuallyfrustrated:

farorescourage:

adi-the-kouhai:

iamtonysexual:

dirkjohnprincess:

armadildomon:

heavy trigger warnings for rape.

all right, I've calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin' no I ain't blurrin' out names. 

hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.

yooooo if you wanna know what the fuck i was so mad about, read the following and spread it please!!

this is physically painful to read oh my fucking god

this angers me to many levels

I AM LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM AND VOMIT SIMULTANEOUSLY

this is really fucking disgusting, some people are just so stupid, especially in our generation. Omfg I'm so pissed.

the ignorance…oh my sweet lord…

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beat-the-munch1es: everyday



beat-the-munch1es:

everyday

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phosphorescentt: wanna know the BEST appetite suppressing supplement to control hunger? food.

phosphorescentt:

wanna know the BEST appetite suppressing supplement to control hunger?

food.

hentaiviewer666: reasons why babies are not needed: head to body ratio is uneven when was last time...

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

stonefreedreamer: zuhriamira: When sex becomes a production or...



stonefreedreamer:

zuhriamira:

When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners' body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other.

This is beautiful!

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"You cannot hate your body, it is allowing you to wake, breathe, sleep and allowing you to live..."

"You cannot hate your body, it is allowing you to wake, breathe, sleep and allowing you to live another day. You cannot get frustrated with your body because it won't let you get into your favourite dress straight away, all it cared about this morning was making sure it was able to pump blood in order to keep you alive. Once you understand, befriend and love what your body does, only then you will lose the stress and frustration and your body will start to understand YOU and do extra because YOU are doing that little bit more."

- (via lovehealthlive)

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glamour: Bradshaw did OTT Versace better than anyone. (via Sex...



glamour:

Bradshaw did OTT Versace better than anyone. (via Sex and the City 15th Anniversary: Seven of Carrie's Coolest Looks)

wolfmilks: -I love you. I never hurt you on purpose. -I don't...





wolfmilks:

-I love you. I never hurt you on purpose.
-I don't care.

Hotel Chevalier by Wes Anderson

shermansgallifreyan: oxboxer: feferipixies: the-fandoms-are-co...



shermansgallifreyan:

oxboxer:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING 'A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME' BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that "magic" exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It's always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he's doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

Quick, somebody write a book series about the adventures of Magic Prodigy Science Wizard!!!

PLEASE SOMEONE JUST DO IT

Alan Baker had no use for wands, of course. If one were to Prior Incantato his outdated, duct-taped rod of walnut wood and dragon heartstring, its most recent use would have been the enchantment of the long-lived neurons in Alan's own mind. This enchantment, possible only for those who were capable of seeing themselves as a complex amalgamation of neural impulses, allowed him to bypass both wands and words. Alan did this, not for show, not for power, but because wandwork distracted him from his reading.

Unfortunately, there was no legal spell to get rid of barflies.

"Hey- hey mate, you gotta- gotta minute to-"

Sobrius, Alan thought, placing one hand on his neighbor's forehead without looking up. He pondered whether or not to cast a silencing barrier, even in violation of the Leaky Cauldron's safety code.

"Thanks," said the now-sober man, "Readin' more of that Muggle trash, I see."

Alan closed his eyes and counted to three, but when he opened them, the man was still there. Alan lowered his "muggle trash" in defeat, meeting the baggy, bloodshot eyes of the wizard sitting across from him.

Alan leaned forward, placing his hands steeple-like on the table. "Mr. Fletcher, do you know why time turners don't send you into space?"

"The sky, y'mean? Cause they're fer time turnin', not apparation."

Alan had to take a deep breath. "No," he replied, "If time turners weren't anchored to anything, the Earth's rotation alone would be enough to ensure a time traveler's demise. But someone at the ministry was clever enough to anchor them to a carefully guarded object that never moves relative to the Earth."

"Fascinat'n," slurred Mundungus, whose eyes had glazed over once it became clear that Alan didn't actually have a time turner on him.

"But time turners are still very limited," continued Alan, more to himself than to Mundungus, "They can't go more than seven hours back, and not forward at all, and only in increments of one hour, and they only work on Earth… no, they're very clumsy, if one truly pauses to think about it."

"What's yer point?"

"My point is that while wizards are slowly stagnating in their backwards remnant of the Dark Ages, Muggles are making progress, ever reaching for the light. Do you know that they don't need magic to craft a hand of living silver?"

"Bah," was Mundungus's only reply, "You'd be best mates with that Weasley nutcase at the ministry, you would."

Alan stood up, silently casting an infantes gelatato check for paradoxes. "I don't know why I bother with you," he sighed, "you've just wasted another two minutes of my time. Perhaps I bother because I have time to waste."

And he twisted, as if to apparate, but instead faded out of existence with a distinct vworp. The air swirled in the wake of his departure, blowing back Mundungus's straggly ginger hair.

"Muggleborns," the short wizard muttered, then turned back to his drink.

••••••••

Thirty minutes earlier, Alan lounged contentedly within his quieting barrier, stirring his cup of tea absently and rereading one of his favourite Muggle books. He wondered, vaguely, which planet held the nearest sapient life, and what their magic would look like…

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